Phone conversation. Mom at work. Custody status: HIS
Daughter: I went through your mail. I didn't want you to think you had anthrax.
ME: HUH?
D: I opened your mailbox, opened the interesting mail, then put it all back in your mailbox. I didn't want you to get the mail tonight and think you had terrorists or anthrax or something.
OK so it was too much to ask for her to walk the 30 feet up the driveway and put the mail in the house?! (The same key that opens Ex's house opens mine....just another twisted factoid....)
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But MoooOOOoooOOOoooOOmmmm....it's so far UP to the house!!
I called you and TOLD you about what I did...isn't that enough?!?!?
Just curious....what exactly does "interesting mail" mean to a high school girl these days?!?!
Same housekeys?!?! Is your house booby-trapped for when you leave for long periods of time...you know...just to keep this right??
:-D
debbie
sorry...I'm back...just thought of something...have you had problems in the past with terrorists and/or anthrax?? Good to know though, that young daughter has got your back!! (IF that's was REALLY her concern!!!)
:-D
oh my gosh.
Kids are FUNNY. At least she thought to tell you....
can you spill a bit more about what makes mail "interesting" vs. "boring?"
One key...two houses. That is truly bizarre. Teenagers checking mail for "interesting"...we have now enterd the Twilight Zone...
entered...sorry about the boneheaded typo.
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