Friday, August 29, 2008

CLARIFICATION ABOUT ABS AND ASSES

QUICK POST FRIDAY

Based on my previous post, some of you are under the mistaken belief that I have abs. I used to have abs. As shortly as 1 year ago. Then I stopped doing my 400 cruches a day and got lazy and now I have flabby abs. To Go with my Flabby Butt. And my flabby thighs.

Things are getting pretty flabby around here. Thus my desire - my need - to join Mrs. G's Ass Project.

I will rediscover the Abs....

Enjoy your weekend folks. Mine started early with the Captain. And we're having a great time! BUFFET TOMORROW! YIPPEEE.....

5 comments:

Manager Mom said...

Oh, honey, you should see MY "flabbs". They. are. shocking.

laurie said...

i have never had abs.
i have lost 14 pounds since february and i STILL have a round roly poly belly.

it ain't fair.

just jamie said...

Dude, you still can *identify* your abs after twins? You're way ahead of me...!

myra said...

Somehow, I'm still filled with doubt over your claims of "flab". However, ponder this: If you had ripped abs when you were unhappy with the ex, and you are now what you consider "flabby" with the Captain - I'm thinking your idea of soft might be a good omen for you.

Jason said...

You wanna see MY abs? Stop by The Jason Show, for today's post is all about abs. Well, and belly buttons.

I've been enjoying your blog!