Many times here Next Door the visitors and friends are way funnier than the Girl ever could be. Just like in real life. When I posted THIS below, the comments didn't let me down.
I think the winner is cousin JO with this: (I actually snorted at #3. I kid You Not):
1. Ate an entire Large pizza with everything and gained 8 lbs.
2. Got engaged. [note from Girl Next Door - almost as bad as Suzy's Shower Comment, but not quite]
3. Offed a certain dog.
Very Close runners up are Persnickety Ticker with this:
My imagination has wandered into the territory of getting rid of evidence related to the F*tard...
And the Feisty Irish Wench with this:
Oh dear....it doesn't involve cadavers does it?
And Suzy? I almost crashed my car reading your comment - no baby showers ever. Never ever. Bite Your Tongue.
I will give you more of a clue, but I can't tell you until after tomorrow morning.
It has something to do with THIS MAN
And the Girl who USED to look like THIS: