Friday, January 2, 2009

The Nervous Shoe Equation

This is the one they don't teach you in law school. The number of shoes you pack for trial is directly proportional to the nervousness you feel. Nervous factor x Y = number of shoes packed. So far I have at least 10 pair. For a 5 day trial....

8 comments:

JO said...

Hmm, I think you are on to something! Sounds like a new law geek blog startup!

Paranoid said...

I am so excited for you. You're going to kick some serious butt in court, and knowing you, each and every one of those pairs of shoes is totally cute.

God luck! I'll be thinking about you for the next 10 days. Just remember, you are really, really good at what you do and you ARE prepared for whatever comes your way. You will rock.

Busy Bee Suz said...

Funny....good luck. You will do well..just remember this: YOU ROCK!!!!!!

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

And Y stands for?

Here's to rocking the courtrooom in outstanding footwear.

myra said...

Oh sister. You CAN do this. I believe in you!!! Go get 'em. (and you're going to look fabulous, so there's that too.)

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Sounds about right to me.

Actually? I'm jealous. I want to wear cute shoes and use my brain again.

Good luck. You'll rock it.

Jennifer said...

Good luck to you. If you need more shoes just go down the highway in Florida. There's plenty to choose from, if you haven't heard.

(I think it's in Florida)

dkuroiwa said...

okay...so here's what you do...after you get dressed and have on any one of those pairs of shoes...stand in the bathroom, in front of the mirror...lower your head a bit...you know, kind of seductively...in a low, sultry voice say...."girlnextdoor".
then go out there and kick some butt!