Next Door 2 .....Paradise: Best Google Search Ever to Land Here

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Best Google Search Ever to Land Here

"married lady next door got nice big titties" That just cracked me up. His/her search landed some doozys. But he/she chose my blog to read from the results. Funny!

Most people just google "next door 2 my ex." [really Ken just bookmark the site - or even Better, become a follower! It's so much easier!] every once in a while there will be some random google search. But this one, for some reason, just totally cracked me up. Who googles like that??!! did he think he'd find a photo of his neighbor on the website?

9 comments:

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...: Can you imagine the stunning intellect that typed that in?; April 22, 2009 at 10:22 AM
J.G. said...: I must have missed the post where you discussed this particular physical characteristic of yours. :-); April 22, 2009 at 10:36 AM
Busy Bee Suz said...: Sooo funny. What are people thinking? really. And he can't bookmark? duh!; April 22, 2009 at 12:00 PM
The Girl Next Door said...: LOL JG there is a Post about that!!

http://nextdoor2myex.blogspot.com/2008/06/getting-it-off-my-chest.html

(hells No I don't know how to link in comments. ); April 22, 2009 at 12:24 PM
Stephanie said...: Ha! A lot funny and just a little scary? :); April 22, 2009 at 12:25 PM
Anonymous said...: i thought i was the lady next door with the nice big titties :)
dang!
Ame in TN; April 22, 2009 at 12:29 PM
PMKU said...: That is hilarious! You never know what will bring out the perverts!; April 22, 2009 at 1:48 PM
3 Peas in a Pod said...: I almost spit my water out. So funny!!

Sorry I missed a couple of posts. The Easter pictures are great!! Love them.

Much love from NJ,
Sue
xoxo; April 22, 2009 at 3:41 PM
J.G. said...: Thanks for the reference. I'm up to speed now!; April 22, 2009 at 9:32 PM

The Cast Of Characters

Me: See about me above

Son: 21 YO, back at college after taking a "break" between his Sophomore and Junior year of college (which lasted exactly 1 semester before he had to go back of his own accord...), ridiculously funny, adorable, smart, athletic, musically gifted and pusher of all my buttons. He's the reason doctors invented Valium.

Daughter: 21 YO SENIOR! in College, intelligent, funny, organized, beautiful, sweet, "blond", thoughtful, friendly, musically gifted, athletic, shortest temper on the planet when it comes to her twin brother. She's the reason vinters invented wine.

The Captain: My "Friend" in earlier posts, my partner, my housemate, my confidante, my Boss's friend of over 25 years. Yeah that's weird. But he is really awesome. And the Love of my Life.

EX: The man I was married to for 20 years who lived next door. Now he's dating the girlfriend he had before we met and pretends I never existed. Really. OH and his GF and I could be twins...except for the outgoing personality part. She is, my children tell me, very sweet and kind and I'm thrilled for them that she is.

Queen Bee: My now deceased 12 YO lab who had gone haywire. She pretended she couldn't hear you when you called her, but the word "TREAT" always got a reaction. She randomly forgot things - like in the middle of fetching the ball forgot what she was doing. She was the best dog ever.

Stinky: AKA Stinky Butt Daughter's Jack Russell who is no longer a Puppy but will always be the "Baby."

GoofusMarufus: The New Rescue Mutt we picked up while visiting Daughter in College. She is gorgeous, funny, but afraid of the strangest things. And she still hasn't learned to sail, sigh. And Stinky Butt, while home on break from College, taught her baaaaaad things!

DRD: Dumb Runaway Dog - Ex's lab who I used to babysit when we lived next door. She's a runner and ended up in the doggy hospital one night. Not. My. Fault. (I was not home!)