Which yielded a whole hellofalot of this:
Which in truth looked a whole lot more like this:
And then, poor Queen Bee got put in the tub. Which she stepped into willingly because she IS the best dog in the whole world....
And after shampoo and conditioner and drying her off in the tub and then commanding her to "SHAKE" (yes while bathing she waits for you to tell her to shake - at which time you draw the shower curtain in a feeble attempt to keep at least part of the bathroom dry), and then towel drying (the first of many towel dryings) you let her out to this.....
And Stinky Butt is saying "no No No don't tell me I'm next!!" because stinky butt's brain is so small she forgets that she already had her bath - it takes 3 minutes in the kitchen sink, no deshedding, no trouble. 9 pounds = 3 minutes. 70 pounds and long hair = 90 minutes....
after which time we are left with a bathroom that looks like this....
Sigh. But they smell good. For at least 5 minutes til they go outside and roll in more deer poop...
6 comments:
Oh my freakin' God!!! Whatever the hell that thing is under the comb looks a whole lot like another kind of "tool" you might hide from your children!!! WHAT THE HELL!?!?
The photo of your bathroom just reminded me why I'm willing to pay the $50 to the groomer for a bath and Furminator treatment!
Hey, there was a dog under there after all! I bet she feels 1,000 times better now, all clean (mostly) and with a new 'do.
That is why low-shedding is high on the list of things I like in a dog.
Ok, I got the comb...but what is that thing under it?
Oh, and this is only one of the reasons we no longer have pets:)
Waiting for a command to shake? In my dreams. Doggie bath time around here is a wee bit of a circus. Love the Fur-Minator.
LOL.... love this post! Love the photos, esp of Queen Bee standing dutifully in the tub, waiting for further instruction! What a sweet doggie! :)
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